I know that in the past you and I have had a love hate relationship. I think you are beautiful to look at, and I really do love to watch your always changing dance you preform as you fall from heaven. As much as I try to focus on your beautiful side, it’s your ugly side that I’m writing to you about. The shoveling, the ice, and that uncanny way you can make the air freeze. Frankly I’m tired of all your bitter cold negativity. Why don’t you go on vacation? I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year. Or better yet, why not pay a visit to the Alaskan polar bears? I hear they really need more snow and ice and since that’s your area of expertise I’m sure they’ll welcome you with open paws and a big slobbery bear hug. As a matter of fact, I think you should take up permanent residence there. I’ll even help you pack.
Love & Rockets,